The Happenings

I'm sorry but I am having great trouble getting into a site that is nothing but a journal...



Anyways things are swell I suppose. My padre and I got into a bit of an misunderstanding. Fortunately we laughed after the fact so thats good. I was unsure of how to spell "Hypocritical" so I typed it in a word document. Unfortunately he thought it was directed towards him since it was in one of his official work documents. After a brief struggle then a laugh we set it aside.

I rented [ProtoType] earlier this week. I won't lie. It's beautiful, wonderfully designed artwork speaking. But I am speaking in a sense that its a piece of artwork. As a game it is pure shit. The combat is alright but there is no combat system that ups Ninja Gaidens. I even would have accepted the battle system if it was not for one little flaw.

The targeting is FUCKING FRUSTRATING!!! DX

Perfect example. I was fighting the final boss on the darkest side of mars during his birthday while he wore a pointy hat when I thought to myself "Man, I'm gettin my ass kicked. I better snag one of these soldiers and eat them cuz I'm hungry." So I waited for him to do a special attack and I ran like hell. I go to lock onto a soldier that is 5 feet in front of me. I lock onto a turret about 40 ft away...in the opposite direction. I unlock and try again. I lock onto a helicopter past the soldier. Getting more frustrated, I try again. I lock onto the boss, who I noticed by now was charging at me full speed. I dodged and tried one more time to lock onto the soldier. I locked onto a freaking F-16 Fighter plane flying faster than the speed of sound on the other side of a bay. (Yes, they do have bays on mars, but only on sundays.) It was at this point the final boss gave me a big hug that made everyone so happy half the planet exploded (It did.)

You bet your ass I was quick to return it. And after all that ball twisting they have it in them to have a New Game "Plus" feature so you can replay it with your new abilities. Nuts to that I thought. I would rather twist my dick around my waist and wear it as a belt than deal with that.

Comic is progressing a lot slower that I wish it would. But all things considered I have been busy lately, with the videos the animations and the websites.

Also a big fat F-bomb to some of my friends (you know who you are.)

I guess that is all I want to write for now. If I feel like it I'll post more.